The NOTIME Electronic Face and Body Lymphatic Drainage Massager is a device meant to help people to be able to lose weight, reduce their cellulite, and even lift and tighten loose skin. This machine is sold on Amazon as well as a few other marketplaces online.

That said, despite the fact that it is easy to find to purchase, the NOTIME Electronic Face and Body Lymphatic Drainage Massager doesn’t appear to have any customer reviews – at least not at the time of the writing of this review. This suggests that the machine may be exceptionally new to the market.

If the product sales description is to be believed, there is very little that this product cannot do. It is meant to provide you with a “stress free body,” promote “youthful skin,” offer “complete skin care,” while giving you a “thorough facial treatment.” If this machine is capable of accomplishing all those goals, it would be a next to miraculous invention.

This product claims to be able to de-stress the body by using a thermal massage to release tension. It also claims that this process will make the skin more relaxed, healthy and smooth.

Interestingly, midway through the product description, it starts to refer to the product as the “Beauty Pro Full Body Massager,” which it is not called at any other point including on the machine itself. This indicates that either they entered the wrong product name into their own marketing copy or they have “borrowed” – with or without permission – this content from another product. That said, it may also be that this product was originally called something else and that the name was changed, though the original product name wasn’t removed from all the sales copy.

In order to achieve the “youthful skin,” the description recommends the use of an exfoliator tool which removes dead skin and leaves a polished and glowing appearance. This step is meant to be taken after the thermal body massage. The complete skin care is meant to be achieved by using different thermal function to each part of the body, including the cheeks, eye area, chin, arms, chest, waist, hips and thighs. The product description does not explain which features are available or why they will help the various parts of the body.

In terms of a facial treatment, it calls itself a “thermal remedy” that will firm, rearrange, “sooth” and adjust the skin. Though it doesn’t actually explain what any of that means, either. It would be interesting to find out what they mean by rearranging the skin.

It is unclear how any of these steps are meant to provide the claimed weight loss. It is highly recommended that you consult a doctor before starting the use of this product.